W.R.A.I.T.H.

VON BLOFF

Welcome, gentlemen, to W.R.A.I.T.H. Our mission…

DELIVERY GUY

Dominos! You, lessee, Mr. Von Blof?

VON BLOFF

You aren't allowed in here. This is a top secret organization, dedicated to terror, extortion, blackmail…

DELIVERY GUY

…and you owe $34.95.

VON BLOFF

$34.95? That's outrageous. 

DELIVERY GUY

No money, no pizza.

Von Bloff turns to his seated subordinates.

VON BLOFF

Gentlemen: which one of you is behind this juvenile little prank? 

Delivery Guy notices fish tank behind Von Bloff's chair.

DELIVERY GUY

Hey, is that a pufferfish ya got in there?

VON BLOFF

What? Ja, ja. An extremely rare breed: the leaping Tetradonitadae Malificus. One touch means death. In excruciating--

DELIVERY GUY

They're cute. I got four at home.

VON BLOFF

Preposterous. I paid ten thousand pounds each for these. Half the expedition died in the Amazon--

DELIVERY GUY

Dude, you wuz robbed. They had them on discount at Pet Value. Hey, there lil’ fella. Coochee coochee coo!

VON BLOFF

Wha-what are you doing? Don't touch them!

DELIVERY GUY

It’s okay. Only the spines are dangerous.

Delivery guy pulls out deadly fish and strokes it.

VON BLOFF

Put it back. Give me that fish!

Von Bloff grabs at fish.

DELIVERY GUY

Hey, watch it.

A spine pierces Von Bloff's finger.

VON BLOFF

Ow! Schiesse. You dumbkopf!

DELIVERY GUY

Oh, dude. You’re turning purple. 

VON BLOFF

The pain… is excruciating.

DELIVERY GUY

Man. I better call my wife, throw those fish out.

VON BLOFF

You… idiot. Unnnh!

DELIVERY GUY

Wait! Don’t die. You owe me thirty-five bucks!

VON BLOFF

Yes. Stiffing you shall be… my revenge…