Saturday, 4 October 2025

The Hegseth and Trump Comedy Hour

Hegseth had all of America's generals flown to Quantico for a top level pow-wow, and what a wow it was. 

Heggie wants to remove all rules of engagement and unleash the full lethality of the US military on its enemies, FAFO and all that. 

Megamacho, man! 

Those restrictive rules about bombing innocent people were just killing the whole Conan-crush-your-enemies vibe Petty Pete's going for.

And no more fat generals!

Finally, the military is getting its priorities straight. Screw drones, satellites, cyberwarfare, and all that nerd stuff! Time to get back to basics and lop some heads off!

The two-handed sword will be replacing the assault rifle, and if the chicks can't lift it, well, it is what it is, brah. Hegseth also told the generals their new imperative: "To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women."

Dotty Donnie wants to unleash Hegseth's no-holds-barred military on the 'enemy within', and he's not talking about self-improvement, introspection, and overcoming our internal handicaps. No, no, no: he means training US troops on Democrat run war zones...sorry, I mean 'cities'.

Well it's about time!

Donnie's not worried about facing off against China, or Russia, or terrorists, or drug runners, or alien invasions. Nope! Trump's 4D chess playing mastermind has sussed out the most perfidious and high priority enemy of all: Democrats! 

Their villainy is endless! Why, these traitors don't wear uniforms, so you can't just shoot them on sight, you have to ask if they're Democrats, or get some ID or something. What a pain in the butt; they're just deliberately making things difficult.

Have they no decency, sir?!? 

Thursday, 2 October 2025

Done with Gunn: Franchise fatigue and the diminishing returns of transgressive content

The Guardians of the Galaxies movies were a superhero genre revelation. They were fun, punchy romps with lots of heart. Centred on a gang of dysfunctional misfits, the characters were well realized, and the actors had great chemistry.

The Guardians trilogy are, and remain, my favourite Marvel Cinematic Universe films. 


I’ve enjoyed some of the others (Lookin' at you, Ironman in a cave!), but none blended humour, action and heart so perfectly.


Gunn has since switched over to Marvel’s archrival, DC, and is revamping that entire universe, like some kind of quirky Creator Celestial.


I greatly enjoyed the first season of Peacemaker. Idiosyncratic fun with a likeable, earnest (yet homicidal) anti-hero.


Gunn’s Suicide Squad also landed solidly with yet another collection of dysfunctional, lovable yet homicidal goofballs out to (reluctantly) save the world.


I’ve never felt that Gunn was a good fit for the boy scout in blue tights. 


Gunn is superb with quirky, flawed characters. He loves pushing boundaries with humour (Super). He likes to dip into the gross (Dawn of the Dead, Slither). But… he’s never, it seemed to me, to be the go-to-guy for mainstream DC heroes.


My take on DC heroes is admittedly dated. In my era, they were squeaky clean paragons of virtue, earnest fighters for justice, true heroes to their core. 


They weren't people so much as ideals to live up to and emulate.


Having watched the first few episodes of Peacemaker Season 2, I’m not keen on what Gunn’s doing with them. The ‘Justice Gang’ makes an appearance, and… they’re awful. Repellant, obnoxious, arrogant, and misogynistic frankly. Green Lantern is an ass, Hawkgirl isn’t much better, and that third guy, the less said the better. 


I gather this iteration of GL is well known as such, but it was still deeply off putting.


Not, mind you, because they weren’t funny. 


Or that there aren’t people like that.


Or that it didn’t make sense. 


It was, there are, and it did. 


If it was a different universe, a satirical universe that subverts superhero expectations, like, say, where heroes are hollow shills for corporate powers, I’d love it, just as I love The Boys


And that is the problem: Gunn’s DC Universe is almost indistinguishable from Amazon Prime’s The Boys: ribald, corrupt, cruel, hyper-violent, gross and self-absorbed. 


If I want to see how power corrupts, and watch people trying to survive in an awful, horrible, corrupt world, well, that’s what I watch The Boys for. 


It’s not what I’d like for Justice League characters.


It's not, in my view, the brand. 


It takes the brand promise, rips out the heart, takes a dump on it, and then drops it on top of a sundae and calls it delicious.   


True, the DC heroes of yore were totally unrealistic in their moral purity, but that doesn’t mean I want them deconstructed in their own brand. 


Satire's great, I love satire, but I don't want LOTR to be a self-satirical parody. I don't want my Star Wars self-satirizing, I don't want Indiana Jones meta, and I don't want Star Trek to be a post-modern satirical critique scripted by Foucault. 


That's what parodies and satires and Galaxy Quest are for. Different, if subordinate, brands where the meta can live without tarnishing the original.


I can name another real-world institution that’s lost a lot of its former majesty of late, and absolutely all of its moral authority; that damages the office, smears the brand, annihilates the ideals and leaves us ashamed. 


Sometimes, it’s nice to have an aspirational moral paragon to look up to, who really is what they appear to be, rather than actually being a malignant narcissist presenting a hollow, idealized façade.


I may get back into Peacemaker, he’s a fringe anti-hero, after all. Superman? Maybe when it's on TV for 'free' (with cable or a base subscription).


Funny enough, I've tried watching the latest season of Gen V, and... it hasn't really caught me. I couldn't remember the characters or what happened in season one. It's funny, topical, and well crafted, but the gross out elements now feel less transgressive and shocking than tired and obligatory. 


Shock value is inversely proportional to the amount you use it. 

There are two kinds of realism in art. One grows from love — the kind that looks at ideals and says, “Let’s see what they cost, let’s see how they survive.” That kind of realism deepens myth; it doesn’t sneer at it. It accepts that goodness is hard but worth striving for. 

The other kind grows from exhaustion, or pride, and rolls its eyes and says, “Only fools believe in heroes.” That doesn’t reveal truth; it corrodes it, mistaking cruelty for depth and mockery for insight. 

The first kind makes us ache for the light; the second leaves us dimly proud of thinking there is none.

And that, perhaps, is where I find myself weary. I don’t mind seeing my heroes struggle, bleed, or even fail. I mind when the storyteller enjoys humiliating them, when sincerity becomes the only writer sin.

The longer a franchise goes on, and even more frequently after the original creative voice has long departed, the more extreme it becomes. People love novelty, and over time, the initial story engine starts to squeak and churn out stale material. So characters become more bad ass (actors are always pushing for memorable moments for their character, and these have to become more and more extreme), they become more inter-related, prequels expand on popular story arcs, undermining the original show and changing its meaning, making everything smaller and smaller and more and more interrelated until it becomes a black hole and sucks in all meaning. All that is left is the churn.

Steven Spielberg once said that the stunts in Indiana Jones movies had to get more and more extreme, with each movie out doing the last, until it practically became a bugs bunny cartoon. 

George Lucas started out with a big galaxy: Luke wasn't related to Vader, Leia wasn't his sister,  Anakin didn't build C3P0, and so on. 

James Bond ultimately became the brother of Blofeld. 

Over time, writers want to imbue everything with meaning. Han's last name is Solo? We can explain that! Yet this is a universe with names like Screed, Skywalker, Sidious, Grievous, etc. Did everyone have a silly, narratively appropriate moniker applied to them as a grown up? Do they know what the word Screed means? Because apparently Solo means solo. Do people titter and snicker at all these on-the-nose names? 

Talk about sucking the fun and the mystery out of it. 

Ambitious writers want to make their mark, to change the original franchise to suit their own sensibilities. Making changes to Franchise DNA is the ultimate victory, for them! And this makes sense, to a degree: a franchise must evolve with the times or lose viewership. 

But it also erodes the dramatic integrity of the show(s). 

The Rules for programs set in the real world are stable: physics don't change over time for police procedurals or daytime soaps (are any of those left?). But they do in sci-fi and fantasy, where magic and technology are toffee, warping and changing to fit the desires of the latest writer's room. 

Why nix a great story just because the show's Rules Bible says it can't happen? 

And that makes sense, to a degree, but if you do it often enough, you wind up with no rules to speak of at all, anything goes, and then it's just blatant fan service. 

Which... is also fine, if that's what you want. Fan service can be fun, it's designed to be. 

It's also the dramatic equivalent of a sugar rush junk food. 

When Ned Stark got decapitated (oh, sorry, spoiler), it was truly shocking, even expectation subverting. The Red Wedding massacre (oh, whoops, another spoiler) was well executed, but not shocking. The destruction of the sept (oh, who cares) was staged in an epic fashion, well directed, well acted and scored, but... I found it hard to care. It was more 'here we go again' than 'holy crap'.


Is slaughtering characters all you've got? 


Who's left to care about?


Perhaps, if you've seen forty superhero movies and TV shows (and many a reboot), you've seen them all.


Franchise fatigue is an inevitable sign of aging... Soone or later, you stop caring.

Sunday, 28 September 2025

Every Renaissance has its Reformation?

Anyone else out there unnerved by what’s happening in America these days? 

Experts on authoritarianism say that when political violence is being perpetrated by both sides (and make no mistake, there is violence on both sides), society is in the greatest state of peril, particularly in quasi-democracies. 


And Trump is stoking the fires, cynically weaponizing the anger of disgruntled people.


Globalization, like all things, has had positives and negatives. Hundreds of millions prospered, but millions in the USA were left behind, and they aren't happy about it. 


Worse, over the last 50 years, ever since the Powell Memo, big business has steadily pushed back gains made by organized labour, polarizing wealth in America to an increasingly dangerous degree. Worker wages have remained stagnant while 50 trillion has gone to the top 1% and CEO salaries have skyrocketed.


Democratic government, as opposed to authoritarian rule, is all about compromise: FDR and LBJ moderated the social and class divide with The New Deal and The Great Society. This helped America avoid falling into Communism or Fascism, creating the famed diamond shaped class structure, instead of the traditional feudal pyramid. 


Extremists want purity. This can be good, in that we want to be moving forward towards a more equitable, prosperous, healthy society. It can also be bad, with people pushing for purely selfish, impractical or outright self-destructive ends. Extremists push in the direction of their obsession without regard for practicality. That’s their nature. It’s also why societies run by extremists are unstable. 


The more you push in one direction, without regard for the greater body politic, the more resistance you build up. 


Every Renaissance has its Reformation.


Push the pendulum too far, and it’ll snap back with a vengeance. 


Savvy democratic leaders are aware of this, and implement changes incrementally, moving forward, in the direction (hopefully) that's most constructive, as much as politically viable. 


This (hopefully) avoids the Reformation trap. 


Demanding immediate extreme change leads to extreme resistance that can undo all progress. 


It’s not always even logical: change can be frightening. People often accept things as they are without thinking. Sudden change throws their lives and world view into chaos, creating alarm and fear. 


That seems to be where we are now. 


Trump is a con man, but he’s cunning, and he’s picked up on widespread discontent, real grievances, and provided enemies to rail against: a Goldstein for the Two Minute Hate, and he’s using it for his own benefit, to enrich himself (to the tune of $3.4 billion dollars), distract his opponents, and dismantle the institutions that kept the system (relatively) fair and competitive.


United we stand, divided we fall. Trump instinctively knows and exploits this, and social media has been his ally in this from the get go.


Social media elevates the incendiary, and it helped Trump get elected. He’s the social media prez, the Great Divider, the Drama King-in-Chief. Facebook infamously embedded with Trump's election war room. Just as Mussolini and Goebbels used the new social tech of the day (radio) in the thirties, Trump's at the forefront of it today.


The White House is practically a reality TV show. I'm amazed at the restraint Trump's shown, in that he doesn't have a camera crew following him 24/7. We could watch him destroy America in real time.


Opposing Trump with violence plays into his hands and would send America into the abyss, giving him the very excuses he needs to go full authoritarian.


Never go full authoritarian. 


The United States doesn’t need purity—it needs dialogue and, honestly, compromise. Eventually, this storm will pass, and a new generation of leaders will emerge to rebuild democracy. 


United we stand, divided we fall. 


Let’s step back from the abyss.


renaissance
Gotta love me some Raphael


Sunday, 21 September 2025

Like a demented Shadow out of Mordor

A great shadow is falling over the world, from Ukraine and Yemen and Gaza and Sudan to the USA, like something out of Lord of the Rings, that book Peter Thiel admires so much. He names his companies after elements taken from Tolkien, like Palantir, after all.

Anne Althouse details in Autarchy Inc. how authoritarians are coordinating internationally to undermine democracy and support each other. The world is becoming increasingly polarized between haves and have-nots, between exploitative elites and the unwashed masses. 


Does Pete see himself as Aragorn? Aragorn, after all is a king, preordained to rule and unite Gondor, to usher in an era of righteousness and prosperity. 


And yet, Aragorn is still, at root, a king. A chosen one. Ordained to rule by blood, thanks to an ancestor being the biggest, meanest, and most cunning thug in the land.


America fought a war to escape the fickle rule of such inbred aristocrats, yet Thiel and his broligarch gang (and their Wormtongue, Yarvin) openly yearn for a stunted world of moh monarchs.


Which makes one wonder: If Thiel sees himself as the hero of LOTR, who does he see as the villain, in the role of Sauron? 


Nancy Pelosi? Socialized medicine? Unions? Welfare? Public education? Vaccines? Rule of law? The modified free enterprise system?


It’s shocking how quickly corporate America has knuckled under to Trump’s regime, with Jimmy Kimmel being the latest casualty. Trump is taking tips from the likes of Victor Orban, Erdogan, Putin, and Modi as he silences media critics and shoves American democracy into an early grave. 


As Jon Stewart said, comedians are the banana peels in the coal mine. 


The USA has always been a collection of contradictions. But despite all its flaws, it has always aspired towards noble ideals, and been the greatest, brightest hope for democracy.


Perhaps the worst thing of all, and the most alarming for Western democracy, is that political assassination is making a comeback. Assassination is completely antithetical to democratic society, where peaceful power transition through debate and voting sidesteps the internecine violence that afflicts authoritarian societies. 


Democracy isn't perfect, extremists are always trying to destabilize it, shift it towards the extremes. Arguably it's not a spectrum but a loop (as many have argued), with freedom on one side, and authoritarianism on the other, and you can get to either by turning left or right and going far enough.


And while it's true that Tolkien himself yearned for a quieter, feudal age, sans factories and industrialized warfare, would he really be on the side of the broligarchs, were he with us today?


Criticisms of monarchy aside, bottomless greed and an endless appetite for power and domination sounds a lot less like Aragorn, and much more like the eponymous Lord of the Rings


Democracy is not incompatible with freedom, Mr. Thiel: autocracy is.