Hegseth had all of America's generals flown to Quantico for a top level pow-wow, and what a wow it was.
Heggie wants to remove all rules of engagement and unleash the full lethality of the US military on its enemies, FAFO and all that.
Megamacho, man!
Those restrictive rules about bombing innocent people were just killing the whole Conan-crush-your-enemies vibe Petty Pete's going for.
And no more fat generals!
Finally, the military is getting its priorities straight. Screw drones, satellites, cyberwarfare, and all that nerd stuff! Time to get back to basics and lop some heads off!
The two-handed sword will be replacing the assault rifle, and if the chicks can't lift it, well, it is what it is, brah. Hegseth also told the generals their new imperative: "To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women."
Dotty Donnie wants to unleash Hegseth's no-holds-barred military on the 'enemy within', and he's not talking about self-improvement, introspection, and overcoming our internal handicaps. No, no, no: he means training US troops on Democrat run war zones...sorry, I mean 'cities'.
Well it's about time!
Donnie's not worried about facing off against China, or Russia, or terrorists, or drug runners, or alien invasions. Nope! Trump's 4D chess playing mastermind has sussed out the most perfidious and high priority enemy of all: Democrats!
Their villainy is endless! Why, these traitors don't wear uniforms, so you can't just shoot them on sight, you have to ask if they're Democrats, or get some ID or something. What a pain in the butt; they're just deliberately making things difficult.
Have they no decency, sir?!?
