I have a TV show reboot idea: The Odd Couple!
Putin and Trump have had to cut costs (Doge efficiency!) and are now living in the White Palace together as the bestest of buddies. One is reckless, one is calculating. One is scary smart, the other... not so much. One is a dictator, the other just wants to be dictator for a day (EVERYday). Guess which is which! Each week, Putin manipulates Trump into making a fool of himself, while furthering Putin's interests.
Hilarity ensues!
At the end, both declare victory.
In other news, Witikoof just declared Putin's not a bad guy, that he's very smart. Well, duh. Thanks for that, Witikoofus.
I have absolutely no doubt at all that Putin is smart. Cunning, Machiavellian, ruthless, dispassionate, calculating, the works. He can plan ahead in all the ways Trump can't. Sadly, I don't think Witikoof is in the same province, much less the same stadium, as Putin. Trump is off on his own planet somewhere.
I also recall J.D. Vance scolding European governments for being afraid of their electorates.
A month later, Republican leadership is advising Republican Members of Congress to avoid meeting with constituents in person (preferring virtual, as it is easier to moderate), or at all, because of the hostility the electorate has shown.
Huh.
I couldn't write a satire of this.
It's already perfect.
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