Russians foil terrorist plot to play The Sims 3

Mediaite reports that Russian intelligence has foiled a 'terrorist plot', arresting 6 men and confiscating weapons, Nazi memorabilia, and... The Sims 3 videogame. 

Apparently terrorists are now targeting virtual reality. 

Is nowhere safe from these madmen?!?

Pundits are speculating that someone in charge if the false flag operation asked for SIM cards and some wonderful, genius underling got The Sims instead.

Even better, a letter they confiscated apparently is actually signed 'Signature Illegible'. And the spies literally wrote in Signature Illegible for the signature:

Comedy gold from the FSB. 

Thank you, sir. Thank you!

Also check out the article from The New York Post.