Friday 26 March 2021


 

Red Bicycle Knight of Lakeshore

Weight: 35 lbs 

Height: 3.5 feet

Operational range: Depends on fitness level of operator

Maximum speed: Depends on fitness level of operator

Crew: 1

Engine: Muscle power

Armarment: Provided by operator

Suspension: Dual

Cargo: None

The Red Bicycle Knight of Lakeshore is a jousting fanatic, infamous for cycling at all oncoming traffic along the bike path with his lance lowered and braced. 

He frequently dismounts cyclists and knocks flat pedestrians, much to their consternation. He then throws a white rose at them for nonsensical reasons. 

Red is also very nimble, and has many secret lairs along the bike path, staffed by enablers who hide him from authorities, to their great consternation. 

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