Friday, 9 August 2013
Best of the Top 50 Highest-Grossing Films of All Time
The top 50 highest-grossing films of all time includes such eyeball pummeling fare as Transformers, The Hobbit, and Pirates of the Caribbean.
It's no surprise that franchises with pirates, superheroes, spaceships, dinosaurs, or wizards dominate. They're either huge action adventure flicks or 3D kids films.
Does this mean the ultimate blockbuster would pit evil space pirate dinosaurs against an adopted superhero wizard?
Or is that a jump too far?
The one oddball in the group is The Da Vinci Code. It really sticks out.
But there are some gems. Out of the top fifty, these are the 10 best, the ones I'd take to a deserted island that inexplicably has a widescreen TV, power, and a DVD player:
1) Star Wars (Episode IV)
2) The Lion King
3) Jurassic Park
4) Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
5) Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
6) Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
7) Finding Nemo
8) The Dark Knight
9) Shrek 2
10) Lord of the Rings: Return of the King
Wednesday, 7 August 2013
Warlord of Io Promo Video Number Deux
Another silly promo video for Warlord of Io. Whut can I say? I like silly. Warlord of Io is a graphic novel by James Turner, of Rex Libris fame, about a rich kid who inherits a planet, but he only wants to play video games. Can the space empire survive? The book merrily mushes and stomps together sci-fi tropes into a fine wine of bubbly retro-future goodness that hits the palate with delight, humour, and a touch of oak. Check it out. Published by SLG under the fearless leadership of Dan Vado.
Hell Lost Wraps Up
Hell Lost: Book One is done. Finished. Written in virtual stone with an emboss filter. Give it a look, a like, a tweet, a blog; thanks to all who gave it a read.
Now it is time for a vacation.
As a door closes, new ones open...
Now it is time for a vacation.
Tuesday, 6 August 2013
Hell Lost: The Penultimate Page
Check it out. Thermidor lies in ruins as the War Party (BYOB) dies down. Lots of elements to linger over, and a few references. Can you spot them?
Monday, 5 August 2013
Friday, 2 August 2013
Broken Frontier Interview
Levi Hunt interviews yours truly over at Broken Frontier about my new graphic novel: Rebel Angels.
Check it out, give it a read, a pin, a like, a tweet.
Pick your social media poison.
There are pictures!
Check it out, give it a read, a pin, a like, a tweet.
Pick your social media poison.
There are pictures!
Thursday, 1 August 2013
Movie Rating Mania: This is the End, Iron Man III, and Haywire
Affable,
comedian doofuses try to survive The Apocalypse. It's a plotless,
self-indulgent home movie pumped up with blockbuster quality effects,
but also intermittently hilarious in a juvenile, crude way.
Better watched with beer, pretzels, and some buddies. That's how they wrote it. Well. Plus pot. And maybe some coke. Not sure if prostitutes were involved, but it is Hollywood.
Better watched with beer, pretzels, and some buddies. That's how they wrote it. Well. Plus pot. And maybe some coke. Not sure if prostitutes were involved, but it is Hollywood.
Cinema Worthiness: 3
Character: 6.5
Story: 4
Action: 2
Costume Design: Whatever was on hand
Production Design: 5
Visual Effects: 7
Plot holes: Just add to the fun
Funny: 7.5
Where The Avengers was two thirds punching and one third wit, Iron Man III is two
thirds wit and one third punching. Robert Downey Junior owns the role
and elevates this effects-fest above the competition almost single handedly.
He excels at being a charming, brilliant, flippant dick.
He excels at being a charming, brilliant, flippant dick.
Cinema Worthiness: 7.5
Characters: 7 (Robbie 9)
Characters: 7 (Robbie 9)
Story: 5
Action: 7.5
Costume Design: 7
Production Design: 8
Visual Effects: 8.5
Plot holes: Large but you can weave between them
Funny: 6.5 (Mostly Downey, but others get some precious lines)
Action: 7.5
Costume Design: 7
Production Design: 8
Visual Effects: 8.5
Plot holes: Large but you can weave between them
Funny: 6.5 (Mostly Downey, but others get some precious lines)
Bare
bones revenge plot serves as an excuse to serve up fight scenes. You
get plenty of them, and lead Gina Carano is convincing as a tough, sexy,
female assassin. When she beats someone up, you can believe it.
Stylish but forgettable.
The material doesn't give Carano much chance to act, but if she can, she'd be a great Wonder Woman.
Stylish but forgettable.
The material doesn't give Carano much chance to act, but if she can, she'd be a great Wonder Woman.
Cinema Worthiness: 5
Character: There were characters?
Story: 3.5
Action: 9
Costume Design: 5
Production Design: 5
Visual Effects: 7.5
Plot holes: There was a plot? Oh yeah...
Funny: 3
Wednesday, 31 July 2013
14-Year-Old's Photo Manipulation
BuzzFeed posted a set of great photo manipulations by a high school student, Zev, titled "This 14-Year-Old Boy Is Kicking Your Ass At Photo Manipulation."
And he is.
Once upon a time, Photoshop was a college level undertaking.
Now experts can be found in high school. Grade school is next. Software engineering will be arriving in kindergarten within a decade.
Change.
And he is.
Once upon a time, Photoshop was a college level undertaking.
Now experts can be found in high school. Grade school is next. Software engineering will be arriving in kindergarten within a decade.
Change.
Movie Rating Mania: The Hunger Games, The Pirates, Men in Black III
Cute
kids fight to the death and slit each other's throats for the amusement
of post-apocalyptic America in this dystopic epic starring Jennifer
Lawrence, based on the uberpopular young adult book by Suzanne Collins.
Mostly shot in verdant forest (cheap to shoot but spectacular), it's like happy-time-summer-camp movie meets Death Match.
Kids
can relate to competing for position, and feeling helpless in a mad
world run by manipulative adult hypocrites. It's emotional truth over
rational perspective, but it resonates.
The
twist, and every film ending these days worth it's salt seems to have
one, is actually pretty good. Enjoyable and primal, Hunger Games may be
too intense for smaller younglings.
Cinema Worthiness: 7
Character: 6
Story: 7
Action: 8
Costume Design: 7
Production Design: 7
Visual Effects: 7
Plot holes: Nothing that derailed the flow
Funny:3
Aardman's
first film since Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit,
it starts with promise but never delivers. So visually scrumptious you can serve it as a dessert, it
lacks both heart and conviction.
A real shame, given the craft behind it.
The jokes are limp and the film drags.
Completely inoffensive, Pirates is torpedoed by its own good natured blandness.
Even the voice acting of Brian Blessed can't save it.
A real shame, given the craft behind it.
The jokes are limp and the film drags.
Completely inoffensive, Pirates is torpedoed by its own good natured blandness.
Even the voice acting of Brian Blessed can't save it.
Cinema Worthiness: 4
Character: 6.5
Story: 4
Action: 6
Costume Design: 8.5
Production Design: 8.5
Visual Effects: 8
Plot holes: Don't care
Men in Black III
After
the cataclysmic cinema disaster that was MIB II, no one expected anything from this
effort, but MIB III delivers in spades. It even has heart. Barry
Sonnenfeld unexpectedly returns as director, and Will Smith and Tommy
Lee Jones reprise their roles in spite of it. Well. Mostly. Tommy is
replaced by his younger self, Josh Brolin, much of the time. His
impersonation of Tommy Lee is freakishly uncanny. Maybe Tommy Lee Jones
has secretly invented time travel and brought his younger self forward
to co-star. Two paychecks. Booyah!
Tommy
Lee/Josh Brolin's Agent K must stop the repulsive Boris the Animal
(Jemaine Clement) from going back in time and destroying the world in
the future. Whatever. It sets up lots of action and jokes. Clement is
criminally underused here, after his brilliant turn in the otherwise disappointing Gentlemen
Broncos. Perhaps the director's cut will give him more screen time. As
it is, the film focuses on Smith and Brolin's relationship. Michael
Stuhlbarg's precognitive alien Griffin has some fun with time travel
tropes.
Worth a watch.
Worth a watch.
Cinema Worthiness: 7.5
Character: 7.5
Story: 7
Action: 7
Costume Design: 7
Production Design: 8.5
Visual Effects: 8.5
Plot holes: Again, didn't care
Funny: 7
Tuesday, 30 July 2013
Barbie says storytelling is hard. No, wait...
Barbie says math is hard.
And that's true.
So is storytelling.
Just ask a movie critic.
Just ask a movie critic.
Big blockbusters these days look better than ever, but they aren't grabbing me emotionally in even the perfunctory way an action film should.
The way Die Hard did, back in the day.
Todays action films are superficial imitations, without the underlying meaning or heart. It's turning me off mainstream cinema, and it's a shame, because so much work and incredible talent is poured into them. I just gape at the production design of these magnificent cinema confections.
On a certain level, it feels petty to criticize such magnificent visual feasts.
And there's a growing movement of Suck-it-ups out there who insist movies just be blindly accepted, without any critical evaluation by the audience: 'You'll take what's given to you, you ignorant, spoiled masses, and you'll like it. Biatch!'
Not the most appealing marketing slogan.
We take our chances when we go to the cinema, as with most other things. Theodore Sturgeon famously claimed that ninety percent of everything is crap. We remember Casablanca, and think that era was better. Yet they churned out films by the dozen (hundred?) back then, with the same speed and efficiency they used to pump out of B-17 bombers and blockbuster bombs.
And there's a growing movement of Suck-it-ups out there who insist movies just be blindly accepted, without any critical evaluation by the audience: 'You'll take what's given to you, you ignorant, spoiled masses, and you'll like it. Biatch!'
Not the most appealing marketing slogan.
We take our chances when we go to the cinema, as with most other things. Theodore Sturgeon famously claimed that ninety percent of everything is crap. We remember Casablanca, and think that era was better. Yet they churned out films by the dozen (hundred?) back then, with the same speed and efficiency they used to pump out of B-17 bombers and blockbuster bombs.
Thousands of forgettable films have been rightly forgotten.
Movies are such massive endeavors now it's a miracle any of them turn out as hoped. Almost nothing in them can be criticized in isolation. Not the actor, the writer, the producer, the director, or the effects; everything is interconnected. Related. Sometimes these competing elements gel and it's magical. Most of the time, it doesn't, without even being the fault of anyone involved. It leaves everyone perplexed, wondering what went wrong.
Wolverine
The characters aren't engaging, and the underlying emotional themes didn't resonate. On the plus side there's lots of decently choreographed action.
To top it off, the ending has a lead-in to the next X-Men film.
That's the best part.
Hugh Jackman delivers the usual gruff, tortured hero with aplomb, but only Tao Okamoto stands out from the supporting cast. The most intriguing thing about her character is that she seems surprised to be in an action movie.
Cinema Worthiness: 6.5
Character: 4
Story: 3
Action: 6.7
Costume Design: 4
Production Design: 6
Visual Effects: 6
Plot holes: Noticeable, but low expectations make them easier to ignore
Funny: 3
Man of Steel
This Superman cares about innocent bystanders as much as Joe 'Steel' (Stalin) did. Is it something about taking 'Steel' as a moniker? He used to care about innocents being killed in the crossfire.
No longer.
No longer.
And after the destruction and carnage finally end, we skip over the deaths of millions to a chipper fellow asking out a couple chicks to a ball game.
Classy.
That being said, I thought it was a beautifully shot film; some sequences look like an expensive insurance commercial, they're so finely tuned and directed. On the other hand, Snyder can be heavy handed (such as placing Christ directly behind Superman in the church).
That being said, I thought it was a beautifully shot film; some sequences look like an expensive insurance commercial, they're so finely tuned and directed. On the other hand, Snyder can be heavy handed (such as placing Christ directly behind Superman in the church).
Cinema Worthiness: 7.2
Character: 5.5
Story: 5
Action: 8
Costume Design: 8
Production Design: 9
Visual Effects: 9.5
Plot holes: Planet devouring, movie derailing singularities
Funny: 1
Oblivion
Looks gorgeous. Jaw dropping good. Great effects, wonderful design work, fabulous sets, breathtaking vistas. Filming the post-apocalypse in Iceland was a stroke of genius.
Would make a lovely series of postcards.
Would make a lovely series of postcards.
Cruise jumps about and throws all his considerable energy into the role. He's always interesting to watch. Morgan Freeman pops up briefly to explicate, and manages to look even more bored than he did in White House Down.
I didn't think that was possible.
I didn't think that was possible.
Cinema Worthiness: 7
Character: 3
Story: 3
Action: 5
Costume Design: 7
Production Design: 9.5
Visual Effects: 8.5
Plot holes: Sucked up the entire ending, then ate my brain
Funny: 2
Monday, 29 July 2013
Movie Review: Pacific Rim
Star Trek: Into Darkness was Wrath of Khan on methamphetamines.
Pacific Rim is Godzilla plastered in hundred dollar bills, from the tip of his steaming nostrils to the end of his armour plated tail.
An American film set in Hong Kong and based on Japanese monster movies, it stars an international cast (Japanese, British, American, Australian, Chinese) and is directed by a Spaniard.
Talk about Globalization.
The dialogue is perfunctory, and much of it was unintelligible due to poor sound quality. But are you really missing much?
Characters are over the top and drawn with broad brush strokes. One seems defined by his bow tie and mutton chops. There's not a lot of room for them, but there's an awful lot of punching.
The actors include Charlie Hunnam, who does a decent job as your typical, square jawed lead, and Idris Elba who brings his usual gravitas. Rinko Kikuchi deploys a devastating demure gaze. Caricatures make up the rest of the cast, as they did in the giant monster movies of old.
Obviously, the real stars are the monsters (Kaiju) and the giant robots (Jagers).
The props are impressive, and the design work impeccable. It has the feel of a real, lived in world, albeit one where the Laws of Physics have been beaten near to death.
It's fun, and if I were ten I'd have absolutely loved it. Unfortunately, I am no longer as enamored by giant robots pummeling gargantuan monsters for ten minutes at a time as I once was.
And this film has a lot of punching in it.
Did I mention the punching? Granted, that's a feature for many, but it went over my tolerance level and drove me into boredom. Just too much of a good thing. Because it's well done punching.
I must be getting old.
The fights are almost all shot in rain or underwater (They seem to forget they're underwater at times), making the effects work easier. Godzilla did that trick a decade ago.
For some reason I keep mentioning that big green lizard guy.
Unfortunately chaotic camera work makes it feel like Godzilla crashed The Bourne Identity and stepped on poor Jason. Shaky-cam vérité on an epic scale. It works for the most part, but I found it hard to understand what was going on as big, rain soaked and unidentifiable monster or robot parts flew by.
The giant robots were suitably magnificent, and much easier to interpret onscreen than their Transformer peers. Del Toro kept their surfaces much cleaner. Transformer bots look like massive jumbles of indecipherable machinery packed into a dense mass.
A rule of thumb I remember being put forward by an ILM alum is that the audience should be able to 'read' a shape within three seconds of it appearing onscreen. If it's more complex than that, you're going to confuse a lot of eyeballs.
The monsters had extra legs and arms and weird blue goo oozing nematocysts sticking out all over and didn't always fare as well on my retina, but the fundamental aesthetic of them was intriguing. Ace fantasy-anatomy artist Wayne Barlowe was behind many, and his genius shines through.
You can tell Guillermo Del Toro loves the whole giant monster genre, and he pours his enthusiasm into every frame. This is no hack job, but a real tribute. There are some wonderful touches and details to be found in the film. Far superior to the Transformer franchise. Just not quite my cup of tea these days.
Little boys will love it. Probably be video games and toys to follow.
There better be.
They have a 200 million dollar budget to recover!
Pacific Rim is Godzilla plastered in hundred dollar bills, from the tip of his steaming nostrils to the end of his armour plated tail.
An American film set in Hong Kong and based on Japanese monster movies, it stars an international cast (Japanese, British, American, Australian, Chinese) and is directed by a Spaniard.
Talk about Globalization.
The dialogue is perfunctory, and much of it was unintelligible due to poor sound quality. But are you really missing much?
Characters are over the top and drawn with broad brush strokes. One seems defined by his bow tie and mutton chops. There's not a lot of room for them, but there's an awful lot of punching.
The actors include Charlie Hunnam, who does a decent job as your typical, square jawed lead, and Idris Elba who brings his usual gravitas. Rinko Kikuchi deploys a devastating demure gaze. Caricatures make up the rest of the cast, as they did in the giant monster movies of old.
Hunnam's Appreciative Glance meets Kikuchi's Devastating Demure Gaze |
The props are impressive, and the design work impeccable. It has the feel of a real, lived in world, albeit one where the Laws of Physics have been beaten near to death.
It's fun, and if I were ten I'd have absolutely loved it. Unfortunately, I am no longer as enamored by giant robots pummeling gargantuan monsters for ten minutes at a time as I once was.
And this film has a lot of punching in it.
Did I mention the punching? Granted, that's a feature for many, but it went over my tolerance level and drove me into boredom. Just too much of a good thing. Because it's well done punching.
I must be getting old.
The fights are almost all shot in rain or underwater (They seem to forget they're underwater at times), making the effects work easier. Godzilla did that trick a decade ago.
For some reason I keep mentioning that big green lizard guy.
Unfortunately chaotic camera work makes it feel like Godzilla crashed The Bourne Identity and stepped on poor Jason. Shaky-cam vérité on an epic scale. It works for the most part, but I found it hard to understand what was going on as big, rain soaked and unidentifiable monster or robot parts flew by.
The giant robots were suitably magnificent, and much easier to interpret onscreen than their Transformer peers. Del Toro kept their surfaces much cleaner. Transformer bots look like massive jumbles of indecipherable machinery packed into a dense mass.
A rule of thumb I remember being put forward by an ILM alum is that the audience should be able to 'read' a shape within three seconds of it appearing onscreen. If it's more complex than that, you're going to confuse a lot of eyeballs.
The monsters had extra legs and arms and weird blue goo oozing nematocysts sticking out all over and didn't always fare as well on my retina, but the fundamental aesthetic of them was intriguing. Ace fantasy-anatomy artist Wayne Barlowe was behind many, and his genius shines through.
You can tell Guillermo Del Toro loves the whole giant monster genre, and he pours his enthusiasm into every frame. This is no hack job, but a real tribute. There are some wonderful touches and details to be found in the film. Far superior to the Transformer franchise. Just not quite my cup of tea these days.
Little boys will love it. Probably be video games and toys to follow.
There better be.
They have a 200 million dollar budget to recover!
Sunday, 28 July 2013
But is it Art?
There's an interesting article at VICE about modern art. The author says he just doesn't get it. And you know what? I get that.
All the discussion makes me think of Piero Manzoni's canned shit pieces from 1961. In 2007, they commanded $181,374 per can. Unfortunately the methane build-up in the cans causes them to occasionally explode, covering the cognoscente with excrement.
How poetic.
I wrote about the friction between Fine Art and mere commercial art here. If you've ever had the displeasure of taking a Fine Art course at Guelph, you'll know what I mean.
More artwork made, quite literally, out of shit here.
All the discussion makes me think of Piero Manzoni's canned shit pieces from 1961. In 2007, they commanded $181,374 per can. Unfortunately the methane build-up in the cans causes them to occasionally explode, covering the cognoscente with excrement.
How poetic.
I wrote about the friction between Fine Art and mere commercial art here. If you've ever had the displeasure of taking a Fine Art course at Guelph, you'll know what I mean.
More artwork made, quite literally, out of shit here.
Friday, 26 July 2013
Craft vs. Anti-Craft
James Kochalka argues with Jeff Levine and James Woodring about the need for craft in comics over at The Comics Journal.
Is craft the enemy? Is it holding you back? Or is it an enabler, once mastered? Or is it a yummy faux-cheese snack?
The Ancient Elite of Snobby Craft Lovers and the People's Revolutionary Craft Denialist Front are clutched together in a death grip argument that will outlive eternity (or maybe next Wednesday).
Visit the pot, cackle over the bon mots and angry denunciations, and then drink the tea.
Pacific Rim does Wallstreet
Chaos on Wallstreet, Godzilla style. I'd pay to see Bernie Madoff and the Stockbrokers flee. Be a good name for an industrial band that wants to strike fear into the middle class bourgeoisie.
Say... does Godzilla do Gungam?
Major Kong Would Approve: Riding the Rocket
Michael Interbartolo of NASA put up this video, promoting an upcoming DVD release. Amazing. And faster than the TTC.
Major Kong did much the same thing, years ago, only in reverse:
Thursday, 25 July 2013
Wednesday, 24 July 2013
Are movies turning into homogenized soft cheese?
Interesting article at Variety by Henry Selick, director of Coraline and The Nightmare Before Christmas.
Both very good flicks.
He feels everything is becoming homogenized, and he's not paranoid. A recent article at Slate alleged that Hollywood is now following a film cookbook called Save the Cat by Blake Snyder. The cheeky article even uses Snyder's structure as the framework for the article.
Adaptive!
With profit margins down due to the collapse of DVD sales, studios are getting more conservative. Writer Lynda Obst goes further and claims Hollywood is now completely broken. Even Steven Spielberg has sounded the alarm. Seems like everybody is talkin' about it.
Animated 3D features are enormously expensive, making them risky propositions.
Executives want to keep their jobs. Who doesn't? So they play safe and go with proven formulas guaranteed to generate cash. And it works. The results are solid. How to Train Your Dragon was a lot of fun, and the same goes for Despicable Me 2. Respectable.
But not the ridiculous, Everest sized mountains of moolah gambling big can yield. Long shots that revolutionize the industry (JAWS, Star Wars) make careers only after bestowing ulcers. Who can handle that stress on a daily basis?
George Lucas admitted he couldn't. Star Wars pushed so far out of the envelope Lucas came close to a complete nervous breakdown. He saw The Dark Side: gamble everything and you can lose big. Career destroying, gun barrel eating big.
It's always been that way, and in a shaky economy, only more so.
Thank god Star Wars was a huge success. It now sells $3 billion in toys every year. To top that off, we now know ulcers are caused by bacteria. So much for the stress connection.
Anyway, Selick's article is interesting. He's looking for rescue from the Online Realm where data streams sparkle and unicorns frolic.
He believes that there's more risk-taking going on in television than film, and I wouldn't disagree. Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, Justified, Suits, Damages, Homeland... TV is enjoying a new golden age.
Can't wait to see what Selick adds to it.
Both very good flicks.
He feels everything is becoming homogenized, and he's not paranoid. A recent article at Slate alleged that Hollywood is now following a film cookbook called Save the Cat by Blake Snyder. The cheeky article even uses Snyder's structure as the framework for the article.
Adaptive!
With profit margins down due to the collapse of DVD sales, studios are getting more conservative. Writer Lynda Obst goes further and claims Hollywood is now completely broken. Even Steven Spielberg has sounded the alarm. Seems like everybody is talkin' about it.
Animated 3D features are enormously expensive, making them risky propositions.
Executives want to keep their jobs. Who doesn't? So they play safe and go with proven formulas guaranteed to generate cash. And it works. The results are solid. How to Train Your Dragon was a lot of fun, and the same goes for Despicable Me 2. Respectable.
But not the ridiculous, Everest sized mountains of moolah gambling big can yield. Long shots that revolutionize the industry (JAWS, Star Wars) make careers only after bestowing ulcers. Who can handle that stress on a daily basis?
George Lucas admitted he couldn't. Star Wars pushed so far out of the envelope Lucas came close to a complete nervous breakdown. He saw The Dark Side: gamble everything and you can lose big. Career destroying, gun barrel eating big.
It's always been that way, and in a shaky economy, only more so.
Thank god Star Wars was a huge success. It now sells $3 billion in toys every year. To top that off, we now know ulcers are caused by bacteria. So much for the stress connection.
Anyway, Selick's article is interesting. He's looking for rescue from the Online Realm where data streams sparkle and unicorns frolic.
He believes that there's more risk-taking going on in television than film, and I wouldn't disagree. Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, Justified, Suits, Damages, Homeland... TV is enjoying a new golden age.
Can't wait to see what Selick adds to it.
Sexytime: Humpty Dumpty as metaphor for the need for financial regulation reform.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. Pushed from the top of the mall.
The whole is less than... oh, you know. I'll spare you the rest, at mercy's behest.
Great minds pondered what to do. As they did for that old woman who lived in a shoe.
She moved to subsidized housing. Now she's happily carousing.
She moved to subsidized housing. Now she's happily carousing.
Me? I ponder what I did with the opening illustration which I can't find.
I think I'm going out of my mind.
A young egg engineer devises a plan. Oh, get on with it, man!
Gather the bits, but wear oven mitts. Wait, what the?
I can't think of more terrible rhymes. It's a sign of the times!
Our mind's are too hazy, and I'm too lazy.
It's fine. I can live with Humpty-Frankenstein.
I think I'm going out of my mind.
A young egg engineer devises a plan. Oh, get on with it, man!
Gather the bits, but wear oven mitts. Wait, what the?
I can't think of more terrible rhymes. It's a sign of the times!
Our mind's are too hazy, and I'm too lazy.
It's fine. I can live with Humpty-Frankenstein.
The whole is less than... oh, you know. I'll spare you the rest, at mercy's behest.
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