Monday, 28 July 2025

Theo Paxstone and the Dragon of Adyron: Free on Amazon until July 31st!

 

Why, I'd buy that for a dollar... or $3.99! Free? Even better!

Theo Paxstone and the Dragon of Adyron is available for FREE for a limited time only: July 28th to July 31st, 2025. Get your copy from Amazon today!

THEO PAXSTONE AND THE DRAGON OF ADYRON is a fast-paced fantasy adventure that brings together steampunk and medieval myths, pitting noble knights in steam powered battle machines against dragons. Yet the feudal Kingdom of Adyron is mired in injustice, and even the heroes have something to hide.

"Like some sort of steampunk Robotech without the convoluted timeline, the first adventure of Theo Paxstone features an appealing cast of central characters and an intriguing plot that zips along at a delightful pace. The adventure is serious, but Turner lobs some light touches and natural humour into the fray. The book is such an adept balancing act, your "sauce-box" will drop open when you learn it's his first book for younger readers."
Evan Munday, author of the Silver Birch-shortlisted ‘The Dead Kid Detective Agency'

‘This is a charming futurist fantasy that will appeal to young steampunk fans. In a world of ravaged by global conflagration, humankind has reverted to a feudal society powered by steam. An orphan named Theo uses his mechanical genius to find a ticket out of a crowded sweatshop, offering his services to an old knight with a heart of gold. Yes, there is a quest, but no, it doesn't turn out the way you'd expect. It's a fun read enhanced by the author's quirky illustrations.’
Sheree-Lee Olson, author of ‘Sailor Girl’

Theo Paxstone and the Dragon of Adyron FREE for limited time only!Full of dangerous flights, mistaken identities, and kids who show incredulous grown-ups that they are more than able to handle themselves, Theo’s tale should satisfy young readers looking for a bit of speculative escapism.
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Because every fantasy adventure worth its salt has a map!

Thursday, 24 July 2025

Another long lost comic jam strip

comic jam with cake
Does it make any sense to you? Asking for a friend.

I have no idea what happened to the rest.


Saturday, 28 June 2025

One Canadian's view of America

Tiny American flags for others!

I’ve admired the United States since I was a little kid. I grew up watching American films and TV shows, listening to American music, and imbibing American values through novels, comics and magazines. Obviously this was in addition to those of my native Canada, as well as the UK, but US content was a big part of my childhood. 

I love American culture, and I bought wholeheartedly into America's liberty and democracy angle. A lot of people will scoff at that: the cynical view is that it’s all a con, and they point to all the wrong America has done since the end of the Second World War as evidence. 

And you know what? 


From an absolutist position of total moral purity, it’s true: America is a hypocritical abomination. It has engaged in coups, assassinations, invasions, massacres, and worse. It has invaded countries and left them in a state of chaos and internecine warfare. 


The critics of America are legion, and they have many perfectly valid points. 


However, if you look at the United States from a more nuanced point of view, in relation to the world hegemons of yesteryear, the United States is truly wondrous. 


I kid you not.


Has there ever been a more reflective and self-critical nation than the good ol' US of A? Admitting flaws is the first step towards fixing them. 


The US led international order, set down at Bretton Woods, invited the world into a global trade network in exchange for siding with the United States against the Soviets. The US would protect those who joined up and open American markets to foreign goods. It offered the carrot instead of the Soviet stick. 


It worked: the American World Order was positive sum. Globalization lifted 300 million Indians out of abject poverty and into a now thriving middle class, not to mention 300 million Chinese. 


My lifetime has seen the greatest expansion of wealth, stability and prosperity in all of human history. 


The price? Global warming and pollution, as well as wars in Vietnam, Iraq, Afghanistan, Nicaragua, Panama, Libya, Syria, etcetera. The US has been, at times, an agent of destruction and chaos. 


The most alarming is perhaps global warming, which, if not checked, could have devastating consequences. Just ask a Venusian. Scientists believe Venus once had oceans and a temperate climate. Now? Not so much. The earth is in the goldilocks zone, but towards the inside edge, and as the sun expands, it will grow increasingly hot until it is uninhabitable (in something like 250 million years). There is no need for us to accelerate the process.


Civil wars have also raged across the globe, causing enormous suffering. 


The American world order unquestionably falls short of perfection, and people should continue to point out the flaws and advocate for improvements. 


But let us not abandon the baby with the bathwater. 


If one looks at the world before 1945, war was far, far more common. Before World War One, there were no organizations attempting to maintain a law based international order, because it didn't exist. It was the law of the jungle between states, as John Mearsheimer endlessly reminds us. 


One big step foward, post-1840, was the United Kingdom's attempt to shut down piracy and the slave trade. 


The next exception was the League of Nations, brainchild of Woodrow Wilson (sadly also an unrepentant racist). 


After WWII, the US upped its game with the creation of the UN. Neither organization was perfect or particularly effective, but they were better than nothing. Humanity crawls and scratches it's way forward; leaping to Utopia in one jump is regrettably the domain of fantasists. 


It is also worth noting that the US administration of FDR pushed for the dissolution of European colonial empires, making support for the United Kingdom in World War II dependent on the UK giving up its empire after the war. 


Did the US maintain perfect consistency in these anti-colonialist policies? No. World politics is the definition of flawed compromise, and the US stepped back many a time in the face of the red menace.


Vietnam is a case in point, and many argue the US should never have fought it in the first place. Westmoreland's kill counts were definitely not the way to measure success, incentivizing US soldiers in the field to kill indiscriminately to satisfy the demand for progress by the high command. This was a travesty, and Westmoreland was woefully ill-suited for the job. America also heavily funded the French attempt to maintain control of Indochina, undermining its rhetoric and later efforts to preserve South Vietnam.


Nevertheless, South Vietnam had its own independent government. Horribly corrupt and compromised, to be sure, but independent. North Vietnam was a totalitarian state, and South Vietnamese who did not co-operate with the Vietcong were treated brutally. This was not a clear cut war of good vs. evil any way you slice it. 


Second, the Bretton Wood agreement obligated the United States to defend allies from communist aggression. The Tonkin Gulf incident was drummed up by the United States as an excuse to come to the defence of South Vietnam. If the US had let the country fall without a fight, it would have sent shock waves through every other country that had thrown in with the United States. The alliance system would have shattered, and so a show of force was required to maintain confidence.


Does that justify the suffering caused? The hundreds of thousands of innocent civilians killed by bombing campaigns in Vietnam or Cambodia or Laos? Of course not. 


And yet, if one looks at the bigger picture, there is a realpolitick logic to it. We are all trapped in systems larger than we are, and even Hegemons are no exception. Where there is no higher authority or arbiter, anarchy reigns and might makes right. Now is the only time in all of history where the law of the jungle has been replaced with even the faintest whiff of law and order. The United States is that higher arbiter.


Prior to 1945, trade was restricted to within colonial empires, protected by powerful (and expensive) navies. The world was mercantilist, and wars of aggression were common. The strong took what they wanted while the weak suffered what they must. 


Since 1945, the United States has used its dominant position and prosperity to push campaigns to stamp out disease, protect global trade, and reduce interstate aggression. 


This is a terrible, horrible system, yes, but only when you look at how far it falls short of perfection. 


More recently?


The United States, to my great horror, is abandoning everything it built. The Voice of America? 85% of staff laid off. Funding to fight disease and poverty and suffering world wide? Shut down. Protection of trade lanes? Reduced. Globalization and free trade? No more: tariffs are the order of the day. 


All of these changes are for the worse, and I suspect billions of people are going to very soon miss, and miss greatly, the era of American order, however horribly flawed it may have been.


One of the best and most admirable things about the United States has been its enshrined ideals. Yes, true, it excused the horrors of slavery at first, and yet, the ideals embedded in the Constitution bore the seeds of slavery’s destruction. At root the two were incompatible, and as time went on, this incompatibility became ever more glaring.


The horrors of World War II and the Holocaust forced America to look long and hard at its own imperfections anew. Allied propaganda of WWII spoke long and passionately against the bigotry of Nazi Germany. And yet, the Nazis had looked at the US when they were developing the Nuremberg Laws that discriminated against Jews. 


The Jim Crow South was their model. 


After 4 years of propaganda against the evils of bigotry and fascism, American veterans returned home to see what they had been fighting overseas dwelling in the US, out in the open. 


What, then, had it all been for?


The cognitive dissonance was deafening. 


A few decades later, the Civil Rights movement brought Jim Crow formally to an end. Crow would persist in dark corners for decades to come, but at least it was driven out of the light, however slowly and imperfectly.


I maintain that one of the greatest tragedies in American history was the assassination of Abraham Lincoln. He had promised freed slaves property and a mule, and I believe he would have kept faith with this pledge. Lincoln would not have tolerated the caste of southern aristocrats, exploitative monsters every last one, to stay in power after the war. 


If Lincoln had not been murdered, America may have made far more progress towards inclusion and not endured a century of suffering under Jim Crow. 


America has always fallen short of its ideals. 


That, sadly, is very human.


What we must not lose sight of is that it does have ideals, and noble ones at that. No, not perfect, nothing is. But they provide a guiding light by which to orient society; over the long decades, Americans have noticed the hypocrisy, where they fell short, and called it out. Every new generation of American teenagers since the sixties has pushed to better embody their ideal.


And America was improving, slowly but surely. 


For every step back, two steps forward.


Until now.


Over the last six months, the United States has indulged its dark underbelly. That Confederate battle flags were carried into the US Congress during the January 6th insurrection says everything. 


Remember that the only interests the Confederacy ever advanced were those of an exploitative elite. The aristocrats of the South weaponized bigotry to pull onside ignorant whites, slathering atop ideals of military honour and the preservation of tradition, to better get the unwashed to fight and die in a war against their fellow man and their own interests. 


Over the last six months, Trump has threatened to use economic force to destroy the Canadian economy and annex the country. When the elephant south of the border makes such threats, it is only prudent for the mouse to take notice. 


How can we ignore it?


American tariffs are expected to reduce Canada’s GDP at least 2%. If Trump gets more serious, he will start wooing Alberta, and that’s when things will get really serious.


Incredibly, the US has tossed aside 200 years of close collaboration to bully and threaten its friends. I'd dismiss Trumps bluster as mere rhetoric, but then, I’d have thought deploying marines on American streets was rhetoric, too, until it happened. 


The US is trampling over the ideals of its own rules based international order with threats of military force against Greenland and Panama. Trump has fawned over dictators, pardoned insurrectionists, proposed emptying Gaza to turn it into a beach resort, and had people snatched off the street in 2025 without trial. 


This is not the America I remember. 


Trump’s administration is where integrity goes to die. Just ask Tulsi Gabbard.


My hope? That the excesses of Trump’s administration will lead to a revitalization of the American Union, of those who truly believe in the US Constitution, rather than those who pay it lip service and have no idea what Habeas Corpus even is.


I am not a political extremist. I have been denounced for both for being too left wing, and for being too right. My views have been fairly stable over time; it’s generally the political pendulum outside of me that swings. Recent events south of the border, however, are so alarming there is really only one choice to make, and that’s between the ideals of the Union or the Confederacy, between patriotism and treason. 


Trump is closely tied to the rampaging billionaire broligarchy that seeks to channel money from the middle class to the top. He allowed Elon Musk to gut regulatory bodies that held big businesses (and arguably monopolies) in check, created meme coins to enrich himself and exploit the office of the presidency, opened the doors to foreign money and demanded he be courted for favours, and threatened punishment for those who don't.


An untrammelled aristocracy, the kind of NeoFeudalism far-right blogger Curtis Yarvin advocates, is the calling card of the Confederacy. Yarvin is the philosopher-whisperer to JD Vance and Peter Thiel, a man who would like to see America broken up into corporate micro-states beholden to shareholders. Most shares in American businesses, of course, are in the hands of the top 1%. This cabal does not seek a diamond shaped society oriented towards a middle class, but a pyramid, one with them atop in perpetuity. 


This is no longer a fringe fantasy — it’s knocking on the door of the White House.


One word keeps popping up at the back of my mind, one that I thought had been rightly consigned to the dustbin of history: fascism.


It’s a strong word, to be sure, and so abused over the years to be almost meaningless. I’ve seen it hurled about at the drop of a hat, like the boy crying wolf; it’s been reduced to a mere epithet, and many people just roll their eyes when you bring it up. I thought fascism was thoroughly discredited in the wake of the Second World War, even as it persisted in backwaters like Franco’s Spain, where it died a long, drawn out death. 


Unfortunately, eventually a new political leader arises for whom the appellation is frighteningly applicable. 


This time, the wolf is real.






Saturday, 17 May 2025

Andor season 2 review: ‘The death of truth is the ultimate victory of evil’

Tinker, tailor, soldier, antiques dealer?

So Andor season two has wrapped up, and reviews are everywhere. I’ve never seen anything get so many reviews, commentary, and accolades. I smell marketing money.

Does it merit the accolades? 


The simple answer is yes. Andor's a highly relevant and incisive social commentary masquerading as a sci-fi political thriller.


Major caveat: Andor is not a Saturday afternoon serial you’d catch at the matinee. Those serials, particularly Flash Gordon, were a major point of inspiration for Lucas. You can see it in the franchises’ DNA, as well as in Lucas’ other big hit franchise, Indiana Jones.


Lucas has said repeatedly and emphatically that Star Wars, in his vision, is for children. It’s not meant as an all ages franchise. It’s targeted at kids, and it’s meant to sell toys. Personally, I think the first two films of the original trilogy qualify as General Audience. They’re not patronizing or dumbed down like kids films are.


Andor, however, is not meant for kids. At all. In any way, form or manner. Nor is it a swashbuckling show. It’s a political and character drama. The characters are not simplistic, superficial archetypes you find in action films: they’re complex, nuanced and not easily bucketed in categories like ‘sassy princess’, ‘charming rogue’, ‘wise wizard’, or ‘earnest farm boy’. 


Archetypes are a form of short hand, and they’re best used in stories where the focus is on action and adventure or comedy. They let you get into the action quickly, without having to spend a lot of time explaining who the heroes are. 


Andor takes its time, weaving out a complex narrative with multiple story lines, and builds slowly. It’s more like Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy than Moonraker, or Zorro. 


Frankly, I’m surprised, even baffed, that it ever got made. Kudos to Kathleen Kennedy and Tony Gilroy for taking this leap into more mature material. I don’t think George Lucas would have allowed it, given the flat out hostility he’s expressed at the idea of Star Wars being aimed at an older audience.


The series wraps up fabulously. It’s incredibly dark, and the characters reap the consequences of their actions. The Rebels that survive trudge onward because they must, and their sacrifices weigh heavily. Dedra, like Syril, soar to the ecstasy of triumph… before suddenly plummeting into hell. 


Typical of fantasy stories, Cassian, Dedra, and Kleya are orphans; Syril, for his part, has an absent father and overbearing mother. All of them are the product of their upbringing: Cassian is motivated to save people because he lost his sister, Kleya hates the Empire because it murdered her family, Dedra serves it because she was raised in an Imperial Kinderblock, and Syril yearns for approval from the paternal law & order patriarch embodied by Palpatine. 


Syril and Dedra are obsessives, and it proves their undoing. Syril’s pathological hate of Andor leads him to self-destruction; he might have survived his disillusionment otherwise. Dedra disobeys orders and indulges her inner rebel to satisfy her personal grudge with Axis, yet in pursuing Axis outside of official channels, she snoops where she shouldn’t, and her discoveries are then pinched by the Rebel spy Lonni Jung. 


Cassian spends more time than I would have liked telling Luthen that he's out (take a shot every time he does, that's the Andor drinking game), he's like a space age Godfather. They cycle through that loop repeatedly. It's not as interesting as the other facets of rebellion that Gilroy touches on.



Tony Gilroy is very knowledgeable about world, particularly revolutionary, history, from Stalin’s train heist to fund the Russian Revolution to the ISB eating its own. During The Terror in the Soviet Union, the Cheka (later the KGB) went through leader after leader, from Yagoda and Dzerzhinsky to (finally) Beria. All of them were executed by the state they once served. Corporations do much the same thing: they get one poor sap to fire a large group of employees, and then they fire the firer, who goes out into the job market despised by many of his former colleagues. The Cheka was a little more final. 


poetic reversal for poor dedra
Oh, what a poetic reversal this is.


I was sorry to see Partagaz go. He was a great villain: competent, calculating, and ruthless, but also professional, paternal and contemplative, like a professor presiding over a graduate class. He maintained his inquisitive bent right up to his suicide, listening to the Rebel Manifesto and asking a subordinate what his thoughts were. The ultimate problem with Partagaz is that he was amoral: he was about doing his job, and doing it well, but he didn’t care at all for the human consequences.


Far better a villain than the laughable Hux, or the temperamental man-child Kylo Ren. That pair was more a meta commentary on Star Wars fanboys than they were serious in-universe villains, much as Barclay was a sneering criticism of Star Trek fans by the show’s smug writers. 


Partagaz and Tarkin are believable in their ranks whereas Hux and Kylo are not. I can accept laser swords sooner than that pair managing a McDonald’s, much less an empire. A space opera requires grand and imposing antagonists; you can make competent villains despicable and avoid fascist fetishists in the audiences idolizing them by other means, which Andor demonstrates with aplomb. Underestimating your enemy is the biggest mistake you can make, and I believe that is borne out repeatedly in politics. 


Mon Mothma, Luthen, Drellen, Kleya, Bail Organa and Saw exude authority and competence, on the Rebel side. Yes, Saw is wonderfully bonkers, but he has a mesmerizing kind of batty charisma you’d expect of a cult leader, like Che Guevara (on whom it wouldn’t surprise me Saw is partially based. Che was both a monster and nuts). You don’t know if Saw is going to hug you or shoot you. They all make for very capable, believable foils. We need such competent characters for a political drama (as opposed to a comedy) about rebellion to work: a Galactic Empire managed by hyperventilating imbeciles would collapse of its own accord.


The other character death that disappointed me was Luthen’s. I get narratively why he had to die, it fits, but I suspect his earlier life will be explored in other media in future. Ultimately, Luthen’s speech in season one bore out: he never saw the dawn, but in a highly symbolic scene at the very end, Kleya steps out into it.


Lonni’s death was one of the most shocking low points of the series, at least for me, on a personal level. Obviously the massacre on Ghorman looms larger, but here’s a guy who’s thrown his lot in with the Rebellion, lives a double life, constantly on edge, and he brings Luthen intel that’s crucial to understanding the threat of the Death Star, ultimately leading to the Rebels stealing the plans and empowering Luke to blow it up. He’s absolutely key to the Rebellion’s survival… and he’s rewarded with a blaster bolt to the heart for it all. 


That’s not how heroes are typically supposed to behave.


But that’s the Andor show for you. 


And from a ruthless spy craft POV, I get it: the Imperials were already on to Lonni, and if he fell into their hands, they’d torture and squeeze him for every ounce of information they could get. Luthen couldn’t even save himself. What bothered me is that he didn’t even try. 


I don’t think I’d make a very good secret agent. 


At least we can see more material with Kleya, Bix, and perhaps even Dedra, if she ever sees the light of day again. 


The strongest character arcs in the show, funny enough, belong to the villains: Syril and Dedra. 


The greatest arc on the rebel side belongs to Mon Mothma, who had to make peace with the cost of Rebellion, and the violence inherent in it. Yet man-boy Syril’s journey had more dramatic heft. This is at least partly due to the nature of Mothma’s reserved and controlled demeanour. 


Her pithy speech in the Senate, however, was absolute killer. ‘The death of truth is the ultimate victory of evil’… nothing in the entire franchise history has ever, ever been so topical or powerful. 



Why, it could be said today, on the floor of a certain Senate not so far away...


I'm sure Maarva would approve