Red Bicycle Knight of Lakeshore
Weight: 35 lbs
Height: 3.5 feet
Operational range: Depends on fitness level of operator
Maximum speed: Depends on fitness level of operator
Engine: Muscle power
Armarment: Provided by operator
The Red Bicycle Knight of Lakeshore is a jousting fanatic, infamous for cycling at all oncoming traffic along the bike path with his lance lowered and braced.
He frequently dismounts cyclists and knocks flat pedestrians, much to their consternation. He then throws a white rose at them for nonsensical reasons.
Red is also very nimble, and has many secret lairs along the bike path, staffed by enablers who hide him from authorities, to their great consternation.